Andy Dwyer: I got the little robot to play Dave Matthews… a little baby!
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name: Been There, Done That. April is Currently Doing That. Donna is It Happened Once In A Dream. Chris, code name: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Ben is Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Bus Tour - Episode 4.21
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Andy Dwyer: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems.”
— Flu Season
Tom Haverford: I call eggs, pre-birds or future birds.
Tyson’s soft side
fax me gently
burninating the side hair