parksandmeth:

Andy Dwyer: I got the little robot to play Dave Matthews… a little baby!

— Sweetums

stormofswansons:

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name: Been There, Done That. April is Currently Doing That. Donna is It Happened Once In A Dream. Chris, code name: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Ben is Eagle Two.

Ben: Oh thank God.

Bus Tour - Episode 4.21

Submitted by: alexhitchcock

parksandmeth:

Andy Dwyer: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems.”

— Flu Season 

parksandmeth:

Tom Haverford: I call eggs, pre-birds or future birds. 

— Soulmates

theoneandonlyjack:

Tyson’s soft side 

mutemath:

Things to release at a wedding ceremony. (Taken with Instagram)

sofapizza:

fax me gently

sofapizza:

burninating the side hair

suzi-addison:

regina—philange:

Oooh friend!!